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丑探七个半
丑探七个半
主演:張小燕 曾志偉 泰迪羅賓 冯淬帆 澎恰恰 刘嘉玲 叶全真 小多多 廖峻 顾宝明 
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导演:朱延平 
年份:1984 
地区:中国香港 
简介:警校筹拍一部招生影片,校长决定改弦更张,请风靡一时的侦探题材小说家“咪咪猫”,和当红神探罗宾合演一部招生广告片,避免去年以色情片招生,却无人问津的尴尬局面。“咪咪猫”和罗宾曾是警校同学。“咪咪猫”对罗宾在三年前的一次行动中的表现“记恨”在心,当场拒绝校长的邀请拂袖而去。校长请“咪咪猫”出演的决心已定,罗宾只好另想办法,请出当年的同学加同事“咪咪猫”。罗宾想到了同是同学的杜光辉。警校毕业后,杜光辉享与“月光神探”的美誉。由于枪法太差,杜光辉遭警方除名。如今,罗宾找到杜光辉,念在同喝警校“奶水”长大的情分,杜光辉答应出面说服“咪咪猫”,但开价五十万作为条件。罗宾为筹得巨款找到最好的朋友向妙妙。向妙妙也是当年警校的同学,只不过一年前离开警队。向妙妙因当年抄袭罗宾的试卷,欠着罗宾一个人情。向妙妙同意借钱,但要有人担保。在所有的同学当中,向妙妙最信赖的人就是“咪咪猫”。没办法,罗宾只好掉过头来求“咪咪猫”。此时,温莎古堡接连发生两起命案,三年前四个同班蹩脚的警探,同时收到温莎古堡主人的邀请,重赏破获命案的神探。四个蹩脚的神探,外加一个给“咪咪猫”做小说实验的“廉价神探”,先后进入温莎古堡的命案现
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